"sunlight" - march 1/04


meghan: I need to call the CSS and tell them to cut down the trees outside where we smoke, because they're blocking the sun. I'm pro-environment, but I'm more pro-sunlight.
"icons part 1" - march 1/04


mike: hey i made myself new icons
mike: http://www.dookyweb.com/index.php?seccion=avatars
shaun: haha dookie
shaun: ummm mine's in spanish
mike: yeah ignore that
shaun: WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND WHERE TO GO THEN!!
mike: it's right there
mike: you click on a category and choose different hair
shaun: oh this is cool
"icons part 2" - march 2/04


shaun: hey what's the link to that avatar thing again
mike: http://www.dookyweb.com/index.php?seccion=avatars
mike: bookmark it
"big" - march 3/04


heather: It's just so big, I can't get my mouth around it so I get all excited! And then end up with some on my shirt.
"fighting" - march 3/04


melissa: Silver, Mike, I can't see either of you fighting.
silv: I beat up Al every day!
bill: Al doesn't count! That's like beating up my sister!
melissa: You can't beat up your sister!
bill: Yeah...you're right. I don't have a sister.
"baseball pool" - march 4/04


mike: ry did you want to be in the baseball pool cause we have someone else who will go in if you don't really want to
ryan: find someone else
mike: alrighty
ryan: honestly its like forcing me to kick myself in the balls
mike: haha
mike: it's fun man
ryan: kicking myself in the balls mike??
ryan: i don't think so
"the bay" - march 5/04


jess: We're going to register at the Bay, because they have lots of different stuff.
ken: The Bay? I don't wanna register there, all we'll end up with is a million towel sets and some plates. That's not good for me. What's in it for Ken?
jess: Well what do you want to get then?
ken: A chainsaw.
"sacrifice for chocolate" - march 6/04


manny: I would take a bullet for chocolate.
"mars" - march 6/04


zaki: I say the capital of Mars will be Marsopolis.
"possession" - march 7/04


shaun: the cops just came in
shaun: and busted me for possesion
mike: ummm
mike: ok
shaun: nah
shaun: they came in
mike: and busted you
mike: FOR ILLEGAL MUFFIN POSSESSION
"mog" - march 8/04


shaun: hey does Mog die in this game?
mike: why?
shaun: just curious
shaun: cause he should
shaun: cause HE PISSES ME OFF
shaun: dance you little fuck
"icons part 3" - march 8/04


shaun: hey what's the avatar site
mike: bookmark it :\
mike: http://www.dookyweb.com/index.php?seccion=avatars
shaun: good idea
"icons part 4" - march 10/04


shaun: ummm hey you wouldn't have that avatar link would you?
mike: yes i do
mike: http://www.dookyweb.com/index.php?seccion=avatars
mike: WRITE IT DOWN!!
shaun: i will
"unisex" - march 14/04


melissa: He's like the guy you just cannot see with a male or female.
"wraith" - march 15/04


dale: yeah fuck stab me so i don't have to face alan's wraith
dale: he actually has one in his office
mike: what
mike: he has a what
dale: a wraith
dale: like a monster
mike: lol
mike: oh
"window" - march 15/04


shaun: DUDE those guys demolished the window on the backdoor
shaun: it seriously looks like someone threw a chair at it
mike: wow
shaun: it's not busted all the way through, but apparently some guy PUNCHED IT!!!
shaun: it's insane
shaun: i would say he probably has a broken hand right now, or at least a broken finger, cause it's a thick window
shaun: if they had gone through the university of the pinapple they might've been able to bust through
"replacement" - march 15/04


jenn: iiii can tell that we are gonna be friennnds
mike: jen sent me that song
mike: shaun heard it
mike: and was like "uhhhhh....what's this?"
jenn: this girl scares me
mike: "it sounds like something jenn would send you"
jenn: she sound like me sometimes
mike: i know!
mike: it's scary
jenn: JENN REPLACEMENT
mike: lol
jenn: HOW DARE YOU
jenn: AND SHE
jenn: I BET SHE NEVER TOMATOES YOU
jenn: DOES SHE
jenn: DOOOES SHE MIKE
mike: NO SHE DOESN'T
jenn: lol
jenn: good
jenn: then i am safe for now
"replacement part 2" - march 15/04


shaun: we'll just have to re-assure jenn that she could never be replaced
mike: yeah i know
shaun: in VIDEO FORM
shaun: like us blowing around Kamloops, with a megaphone if we can find one, shouting JENN O'NEILL RULLLLLLLLLESS
mike: lol
mike: okay
shaun: excellent
mike: interviewing people
shaun: and put it to music
shaun: just go up to people and ask "what do you think of jenn o'neill?" and if they say she sucks we will beat them with swords...speaking of which, i have a HUGE gash on my shin, from swordfighting
"the baby" - march 15/04


jenn: send me the retarded baby!
jenn: the link
jenn: i wanna show someone lol
mike: lol okay (sends link)
jenn: AHAHAHAHA
jenn: ok you shouldn't have done that
jenn: ahahaa
jenn: i was just explaining how funny it is
jenn: and actually truly forgot the essence of the funny
mike: i cannot look at it without laughing
jenn: AAAHAHHA
jenn: ok i gotta make it stop
"samoan" - march 16/04


mike: funny story
mike: in case studies we have to do class summaries of the discussions, right?
mike: well last week it was dave's turn, so he sent a little sheet around the room to get everyone's names
mike: now there's only one mike in the class
mike: so i wrote "mike pandaloababa" or something
mike: i showed spigs, we laughed, and sent the list on. thought nothing more of it
mike: well TODAY dave jumps up as soon as i enter the class and goes "YOU!!!" and points at me with mock anger
mike: turns out he really put that last name in his summary
mike: thinking it was my 'real' last name or something
meghan: hahahahahahahaha
meghan: lol
meghan: oh that's sooo funny
meghan: think he got in shit?
mike: haha no he explained it to alan
mike: cause before class he and silv had been walking and dave asked silv "hey what's mike's last name?" "eng." "really?" "....yeah" "that bastard!!"
mike: alan just looked at me, laughed and shook his head
mike: spigs was beside himself with laughter as this was going on
meghan: that is definitely funny
mike: yeah I asked dave about it
mike: and he's like "I dunno! I thought you might have been samoan. That name had like twenty letters!!!"
mike: at that point i collapsed over the table laughing
"whore" - march 16/04


shaun: you know i think Beth just Might be a crack whore
mike: why is that
shaun: she just messaged me, hehehe i'm hitting on Mike..and well other stuff too, like her dancing to NO MUSIC,
shaun: and the whole whore thing
"radiohead" - march 16/04


mike: i don't know the name but it's radiohead
mike: in a trailer park
mike: time keeps slowing down for certain parts of the frame
mike: like some things will move fast while others are moving slow
mike: and it ends with thom yorke jumping up in the air like this and slowly descending
shaun: oh oh
shaun: k i've seen
shaun: only the end part
mike: MUAH HA HA
mike: VICTORY FOR ZIIIIMMM
"pants" - march 16/04


shaun: holy shit man i have to change my pants
shaun: k well i was ripping off a piece of paper from the printer that's on the back counter, close to the stereo that i didn't hear someone come to the counter, and then he spoke and scared the crap right out of me, and into my pants
shaun: i'm joking about the crap in my pants dude
mike: i'm going to bed now
mike: you do whatever you have to do
shaun: they did scare me
"awwwwww" - march 17/04


mike: GUESS WHAT I JUST REMEMBERED
jenn: THAT I DON"T LIVE THERE ANYMORE AND THAT YOU MISS ME LOTS
mike: aww i already KNEW that
mike: i miss you much every single day
jenn: awwwwww
jenn: awwww
jenn: aww
jenn: aw
mike: lol
"opinions" - march 17/04


scott: Opinions are like bum-holes...everybody's got one, they're not always pretty, and no two are alike.
"drunk guys" - march 17/04


shaun: dude i've said some stupid stuff about beth lately, BUT she's a genius
shaun: she rolled that giant comfy chair into the back room!!
shaun: ahhh sooo comfy
mike: haha
shaun: man this night is gonna suck
mike: why
shaun: there's a bunch of drunk guys here, so drunk that they introduced themselves to me
mike: so that's why it's gonna suck? :\
shaun: no cause i'm gonna have to tell them to keep it down soon
(37 minutes later)
shaun: oh man this night rules
shaun: i was getting drunk with those guys!
shaun: they are fucking hammered
"quote war" - march 18/04


shaun: i'm posting
mike: sweet
mike: SWEET
mike: DO IT
shaun: lol it's funny
shaun: DO IT
shaun: DO IT
mike: DO IT
shaun: DO IT
mike: DO IT!
shaun: DO IT DO IT
mike: DO IT.
shaun: DO IT
mike: DO IT
shaun: EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS....THEY RULE
mike: EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS.....BOW DOWN
shaun: lol
shaun: haha
shaun: DO IT
mike: DO IT
shaun: DO IT
mike: DO IT
shaun: DO IT
mike: CROAKER FIRE BREATH!
shaun: I AM CROAKER!!!!!
shaun: DO IT
mike: CROAKER TORNADO!!
mike: DO IT
shaun: I AM 100FT TALL, I WILL CRUSH YOU
shaun: DO IT
mike: UH HUHH
mike: DO IT
shaun: mimiimimiimmimimimimimimimimimimim
shaun: DO IT
mike: YOU INVOKE MY WRATH?
mike: DO IT
shaun: IN A WORLD WHERE LAUGHTER IS KING
shaun: DO IT
mike: GUIMAUVE
mike: DO IT
shaun: IT'S DODGEBALL TIME BITCH!!
shaun: DO IT
mike: CAN I GO IN THE BEAR?
mike: DO IT
shaun: damn that's what i was gonna do next
shaun: k done posting
"teeth" - march 19/04


dale: Once I turn 50, I'm going to stop brushing my teeth so I have like three old-man teeth, and then I'm going to name them, like Chopper and Grinder and stuff.
"best day ever" - march 19/04


travis: I found some tomato sauce..and that makes today the BEST DAY EVER!
shaun: How in any way does that make today the BEST DAY EVER?
travis: Cause i'm onnnnnnnnne hungry nigga.
"elvis versus zombies" - march 19/04


mike: DUDE
mike: guess what i found out
shaun: what
mike: bruce campbell - army of darkness - has a new movie
mike: he plays ELVIS
mike: AND HE FIGHTS ZOMBIES!!!
shaun: yeah the one about the pharoah
shaun: dude that's wayyyy old news
mike: i know, i just completely forgot about it
shaun: ahhh i see
shaun: NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY
"grad" - march 22/04


jay: Party down?
mike: what?
jay: hay your around. We are having a party on april 2nd. you are invited
mike: cool what day is that?
jay: Friday
mike: hm i think our year-end grad celebration might be that day; i'll find out and let you know
jay: A good time to call "ROAD TRIP"
jay: grad happen all the time but party's only last once
"pygmy man" - march 22/04


shaun: Did that little kid just call me Pygmy Man?
"angry" - march 23/04


mike: squall was all brooding and angry
mike: and had a tough-as-nails attitude
shaun: i didn't find him angry but brooding yes
mike: mostly the always looking angry look
mike: he ALWAYS looks mad
mike: is there ANY pictures of him smiling?
shaun: he's not mad, he's just constipated
"llamas" - march 24/04


mike: jenn why are you looking up all these llama pictures?
jenn: why not?
mike: ...okay
jenn: um....i forget why
jenn: why are we looking these up?
jenn: what initiated this
jenn: ohhh the eyebrow llama
jenn: lol
jenn: i was deleting shortcuts off my desktop and that was one of them!
jenn: cuz i was looking for picures of fuzzy puppy dogs cuz one of my friends is a sucker for them for some reason, and i came across THAT instead about a months ago
mike: you came across LLAMAS instead of fuzzy puppy dogs
jenn: yeah!
jenn: nono there were dogs
jenn: and THAT was in the search list
jenn: lol
jenn: funnay
jenn: then you found sherlock
mike: haha yeah
jenn: and then i wanted to find great llamas
jenn: aww
jenn: are llamas like pets in peru or something?
jenn: pic is called "boy with his llama"
mike: haha oh man
mike: i'm moving to peru!!
mike: me wanna llama
jenn: ME TOO
jenn: LETS GO
jenn: we can start up a newspaper!
jenn: with a ... biology section
mike: okay!
mike: the llama times
jenn: lol
jenn: llama times
mike: with special nurd biological reporting by jenn
jenn: LETS GOOOOO
jenn: PACK YOUR THINGS
jenn: WE ARE LEAVING
mike: but what else does peru have?
mike: i mean llamas is a big plus but we need more than llama love
jenn: ummm
jenn: oh i know
jenn: llamas!
mike: sweeeet
mike: lesgo
jenn: that reminds me of lego
jenn: lego is great
"balanced breakfast" - march 25/04


travis: It was like 8 in the morning and we had bacon and eggs, so I had whiskey.
"wombat" - march 25/04


shaun: couldn't sleep, i'd have to say that one of the worst feelings ever is being really tired, and NOT being able to fall asleep
shaun: you just want to lay there and cry, cause all you want to do is DANCE, i mean sleep
shaun: i want a pet wombat
shaun: i would name it Wommy
shaun: or YOUR WOM!!
mike: hahaha
shaun: ecks vs sever is such an awful movie
mike: yeah
shaun: my eyelids feel like ten pound nipple rings
"curbs" - march 26/04


shaun: Those things on the side of the road, they're not medians, they're curbs dude!
mike: No, they're not curbs.
shaun: Yeah they are.
mike: No, they're not. You can't curb-stomp someone on them, thus they aren't curbs.
shaun: ...I can't argue with that.
"jay hates" - march 26/04


jay: I hate white peoplee
mike: why is that?
jay: Their studip
mike: what's so stupid about them?
jay: I hare them cause they have no rhyme or reaosn
jay: I should go lieve withmockeys
jay: they will love me
jay: All you need is love
jay: dadada dada
"triple play" - march 26/04


jess: I'm tired and I have a headache....that means no sex in case you were wondering.
ken: Well fuck, why don't you just add the "It's my time of the month" excuse in there too and go for the triple play?
"ride" - march 27/04


dale: Hey sam you wanna give me a ride to school?
sam: If by ride to school you actually mean kick you in the nuts then yeah. Come over here and i will give you a ride to school real hard.
dale: I'll give you a ride to school so bad you won't have babies.
"really" - march 27/04


al: Hey do you know any snowboarders who might be able to give me a lift to Sun Peaks tomorrow Shaun?
shaun: Yeah I know like 200.
al: Really?
shaun: No.
al: FUCK!

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